So I'm at the house last night chilling and I get a phone call from that secret phone number. Yeah you know the one. Anyway, they fill my head with alot of nonsense about some type of luncheon meat no longer being available at Fresh Market. I'm like so? They then go on to explain that this Baloney is some type of a patriot or something and they need me to fill in on an assignment for him. I'm like how much does it pay? They said it wasn't paying nothing so I almost hung up on 'em right then, but then, they laid out the plan to me. They showed me how doing this would benefit me in the long run so I figured "What the heck, I'm in."
After contemplating the events of tomorrow, I couldn't help but to have this uneasy feeling. Just what exactly was I getting myself involved in. I mean I got stuff to do. When I woke up, my pillow was completely drenched. If the nightmare I had was any indication today was gonna be a hard one. I'll let you decide
Anyway, I made it to the rendezvous point after a whole lot of other drama. I'm sure Baloney's readers don't wanna hear so I'll just spare you the details. This "contact" I was meeting had had dealings with the lunch meat people before and was privy to some highly sought after information. Turns out I was meeting with Sparkyman216 from the infamous TeamHaters syndicate. What was he going to tell me? Would It even be relevant to the overall cause?
Guess we will find out together.
The Interview:
me: What's up with you?
sparkyman216: Nothing . Been doing alot of family things. Took a little break from android
Back now and clear headed
Have a new mind set on where I want to go with team haters
me: Ahh. #Teamhaters. You guys have been busy lately. I see you have recruited a few new members.
sparkyman216: Yea trying.
me: What's with the sudden push?
sparkyman216: Push?
me: for support/new members?
sparkyman216: Always looking for new ppl and support. I really want ppl to see TH for what we really are. Were not out to be just another "team" we want to make our mark. But not just in android
me: Hmm. You have higher aspirations?
sparkyman216: Yea. TH came about because I hate ppl that hate on others for any reason.
Its not needed. We all have are own way of expressing ourselves. We shouldn't he knocked down BC of that.
me: And how do you plan to take that beyond Android?
sparkyman216: Well with what we are doing now. And other ways I need to find someone that can head that part for me.
me: Exactly which talents are you searching for?
In other words,
Where exactly would you like to see #TeamHaters go outside of building ROMS?
sparkyman216: Ppl willing to do their own thing work with others.
In android? Or outside
me: both. What avenues would you like to see #TeamHaters have a presence both inside and outside of Android?
sparkyman216: Outside of android. Just as a brand that ppl know what it means. I refuse to sell t-shirts for android purposes
sparkyman216: On android I want other devs and ppl to know when they see TH they know what we represent and know the ROM is fast
me: Any inside info on any upcoming projects?
sparkyman216: Working on axiomcs for bionic and Gnex
sparkyman216: Really I just want ppl to know TH is here to stay. And we are positive. And we will kang the hell out of whatever we think can run better.
me: Cool.
But.
Really no love for the Razr?
sparkyman216: Working on something right now. But I don't own one
sparkyman216: I need one
me: Good looking out. I can install safestrap and test for you if that will help any
What are you using today?
sparkyman216: Gnex
Like always
me: Just asking. You know how we run through phones nowadays.
How do you feel about Android Development now?
sparkyman216: I think it flooded
sparkyman216: Sorta alot of choices. But I also think the real good devs work don't shine thru as much. BC ppl like aokp
for one, I could name others
sparkyman216: U understand
me: Of course
sparkyman216: I know. It sounds like hate but, It’s not. They have really good devs. Adam and xoomdev are great.
To name a few....
me: So many new DEVs to choose from now that the DEVs with experience don't get their work put in front of the users as much as they used to. Am I close?
sparkyman216: Yup
sparkyman216: But I am guessing some don't care
me: Do you think it would be possible to bring as many DEV's as we can under one banner?
As in, have everyone work on 1 ROM outside of their current projects as a show of unity.
sparkyman216: Too many ppl
That's what TH does all its devs work together on each other “stuff”. Help out at least
me: If there was a way to make the network more, I don't know universal, is that something that you would be interested in?
sparkyman216: Sure. I am open to anything g
me: lol, how do you come up with the names you use for your ROMs?
sparkyman216: Lol funny u ask . I have fun with it. Whatever comes to mind.
me: Yeah, it's a good thing to have fun. I think alot of people have forgotten how to
sparkyman216: Oh good lead into that. My biggest pet peave
sparkyman216: Ppl are taking this “stuff” way too seriously. Asking a million questions before they even flash. Dirty flashing then reporting problems. I mean it goes on. Then u have certain devs who's $#!7 don't stink. And they used to be cool and interact . Now can't even answer a twitter question. Its bull$#!7
Haters that's what I have to say about Apple . They are haters
sparkyman216: And their product shows
That's why I like
sparkyman216: Trust me I used to think p3droid was a “royal pain”. But thru talking to other ppl who know him and talking to him on Twitter . He's changed my mind.
sparkyman216: With that being said, I want to personally thank Mattlgroff and djr4x4 for the reposting of my roms from droidhive. I look up to Mattlgroff’s work and your help in getting the word out “really means alot to me”. I would also like to extend a “HUUGE” Thank You to the “entire” Droidrzr.com family. Without you guys there would be no one to cook for So thanks for the look out.
me: So is there anything else you would like the readers to know?
sparkyman216: Just . Are u in team haters?
me: O. Good one
No not officially. where do I sign up?
sparkyman216: Bologna is in.
I need a website I guess
me: Well just lemme know how I can help and you know I will
I do need one of those little Anti Apple tags on my avatars though
See ya when I see ya
Edit: Looking at this posted I couldn't even leave yall like that. I couldn't show you my nightmare here but if you follow Baloney on the google plus and whatnot, then you seen it and you know why I couldn't post it here. After all I'm not an interviewer, I do music man.
I tried though and I think that deserves some credit.
Anyway what about the unity in Android?
Does it exist?
Is everybody just out for themselves or will we be able to go up against the next innovation as a whole?
I don't know about you but I would like to know.